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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 04:14

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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How did Farrah Fawcett die?

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

Why do guys have better skin than women even though women use more product?

Then came..

Just Forget it!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No, not a chance

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No way

Next, they tried...

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Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Freaks and Cheeks

When will dating stop being so hard for Gen Z?

share office space ...

So they tried

Nuts and Butts

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good

Still no good.

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Unacceptable again!

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Can we trust the Bible when Constantine and the First Council of Nicaea took out many books of the Bible and altered existing translation by removing things?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

What are tips for weight loss?

No go.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

So, the docs changed it to read

Why did Britain steal Gibraltar from Spain?

Thumbs down again.

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